Playing golf: hole in one: broken ankle - BMW 3-Series Forum (F30 / F32)

mark8623 · 05-25-2012, 12:18 PM

So I recently had a few weeks off work so I have been playing a lot of golf. I decided to take two of my buddies out with me and this is there first time playing.

We pack our bags with beer and head to the course. We are on hole 13 (A short par 3) of a nice course and by now we drank quite a bit. We walk up to a tee box and I tee up, but I decide to do a trick shot. I balance another ball on top of the first ball I teed up. (So they are stacked on top of each other) When you do this you hit the bottom ball with a low lofted club and the top ball shoots about 40 feet in the air and the first ball goes about 100yrds like a normal shot w/ little backspin. I hit a PW.

I swing and the top ball goes flying up and I catch it, then we look at the other ball and it drops about 5 feet in front of the hole, rolls up and breaks about 3 inches right and then drops in! I start jumping up and down like a fool and then decide to bust out a front flip. Landed funny and I hurst my ankle... no big deal.

We decide to do the logical thing and immediately head to the nearest strip club as soon as we retrieve the ball. From there we go onto NYC more strip clubs and bars... and celebrate a little more. Im hobbling around all night but can't stop- having way to much fun. We retire the night around 3am and I go to bed. I woke up and couldn't move my ankle at all. Turns out I tore some tissue and burst a blood vessel... but it was completely worth it!

Anyone else have any crazy golf stories???

Draven · 05-25-2012, 12:25 PM

That has to be the craziest golf story I've ever read.

iBoost · 05-25-2012, 12:26 PM

NBK · 05-25-2012, 12:31 PM

between the many golf carts flipped, put into lakes, and driven to the gas station for more beer, nothing great.

mark8623 · 05-25-2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by NBK

between the many golf carts flipped, put into lakes, and driven to the gas station for more beer, nothing great.

+1 when flipping golf carts isn't that exciting anymore...

NBK · 05-25-2012, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mark8623

+1 when flipping golf carts isn't that exciting anymore...

but it really is exciting. every time.

Stronghammer · 05-25-2012, 04:06 PM

Please don't join my country club

adriang · 05-25-2012, 09:19 PM

Love your story lol i was totally expecting you to say you went to nearest doctor or called an ambulance but the strip club caught me off guard!

BKap08 · 05-25-2012, 09:34 PM

Hahahaha this was actually funny!

kmarei · 05-25-2012, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by iBoost

I'd so do her
She's over 18 right?

05-25-2012, 12:18 PM	#1
mark8623 New Member Drives: 2007 328i Join Date: May 2012 Location: North Jersey Posts: 7 iTrader: (0)	Playing golf: hole in one: broken ankle So I recently had a few weeks off work so I have been playing a lot of golf. I decided to take two of my buddies out with me and this is there first time playing. We pack our bags with beer and head to the course. We are on hole 13 (A short par 3) of a nice course and by now we drank quite a bit. We walk up to a tee box and I tee up, but I decide to do a trick shot. I balance another ball on top of the first ball I teed up. (So they are stacked on top of each other) When you do this you hit the bottom ball with a low lofted club and the top ball shoots about 40 feet in the air and the first ball goes about 100yrds like a normal shot w/ little backspin. I hit a PW. I swing and the top ball goes flying up and I catch it, then we look at the other ball and it drops about 5 feet in front of the hole, rolls up and breaks about 3 inches right and then drops in! I start jumping up and down like a fool and then decide to bust out a front flip. Landed funny and I hurst my ankle... no big deal. We decide to do the logical thing and immediately head to the nearest strip club as soon as we retrieve the ball. From there we go onto NYC more strip clubs and bars... and celebrate a little more. Im hobbling around all night but can't stop- having way to much fun. We retire the night around 3am and I go to bed. I woke up and couldn't move my ankle at all. Turns out I tore some tissue and burst a blood vessel... but it was completely worth it! Anyone else have any crazy golf stories???
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Stronghammer Lieutenant Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: May 2011 Location: south carolina Posts: 510 iTrader: (0)	Please don't join my country club __________________ 2011 E92 M3 MR July 11 ED Sept 11 PCD Mods: ESS VT1, MS test pipes, 19 BBS CH-R, Eibach pro springs, Painted reflectors, carbon fiber grills, Painted side markers with dark tinted lenses, 30% tint, Arkym rear diffuser, Innotech axle back exhaust, Performance spoiler

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adriang BMW Enthusiast Drives: 2011 BMW 335d Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: ont Posts: 394 iTrader: (0)	Love your story lol i was totally expecting you to say you went to nearest doctor or called an ambulance but the strip club caught me off guard! __________________ 2011 BMW 335d

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05-25-2012, 12:25 PM	#2
Draven BMW traitor until M3 comes out Drives: C6 Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Merrimack, NH Posts: 112 iTrader: (0)	That has to be the craziest golf story I've ever read.

05-25-2012, 12:26 PM	#3
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NBK Second Lieutenant Drives: bazinga Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: bazinga Posts: 287 iTrader: (1)	between the many golf carts flipped, put into lakes, and driven to the gas station for more beer, nothing great.

05-25-2012, 09:34 PM	#9
BKap08 Colonel Drives: LCI Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bay Area Posts: 2,290 iTrader: (0)	Hahahaha this was actually funny!