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      04-28-2012, 07:10 AM   #1
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Thought of the Day

Just post a random thought you had. Doesn't have to be connected to anything in particular. Just anything that came through your mind and made you laugh or go "wtf?".


I'll start,

This morning I was tying my shoe by just bending over and have realized I am less flexible than Hitler.


Carry on..
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      04-28-2012, 08:09 AM   #2
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      04-28-2012, 01:23 PM   #3
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just got a text from my wife it was a picture of a purse. Now I know why she was nice to me last night...
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      04-28-2012, 02:23 PM   #4
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      04-28-2012, 04:51 PM   #5
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The original PSP 1000 (released March 24, 2005) came with a UMD sample disk that had music videos on it as well as other things. One of the music videos was "Vibrate" by Petey Pablo. Why would they put a song like that on a device which is targeted and largest consumer... kids?
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      04-28-2012, 09:15 PM   #8
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      04-28-2012, 11:44 PM   #9
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why dont you leave him a love note on the car -- with hearts and shit

lol - seriously tho -- I find notes on my car sometimes -- but it's NEVER from girls -- -- damm M3 is a ghey magnet
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I wonder what I should think, or what have I thought before, so I could reply to this thread???
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      04-30-2012, 09:53 AM   #20
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I also need socks. Mine always go missing and I rarely have on matching socks...

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      04-30-2012, 11:33 AM   #22
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IF all these flying ants were to consolidate their actions they could either a) kill me and not worry about the rath of glass cleaner or b) break the window and get out.
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