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SoYank · 04-29-2007, 05:25 AM

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-lb pack on his back, a 15-lb weapon in hand, after marching 12 miles, and says, "God, this is shit."

An Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain with a 45-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles, and says with a smile, "God, this is THE shit."

A Marine Recon Ranger lies in the mud, 55-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from a plane into the swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy, and says with a grin, "God I LOVE this shit!"

A Navy SEAL kneels up to his nose in the stinking, infested mud of a swamp with a 65-lb pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and killing an alligator, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp. He says with a passionate snarl, "God, gimme some MORE of this shit!"

An Air Force captain sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this!?"

E90330iS · 04-30-2007, 05:50 AM

hahahaa

Kiemyster · 05-07-2007, 06:57 PM

BRILLIANT!

RokX · 05-08-2007, 04:19 AM

haha, being the second one on that list, I heard this a few times when I was in. Although I never said "This is THE shit" after the 18 miles or so, after a night jump, march, and mission. it was probably more along the lines, "fuck, that sucked major ass!"

grw245 · 07-09-2007, 05:51 AM

Love the 3rd one !

THE JEDI · 07-09-2007, 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoYank

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-lb pack on his back, a 15-lb weapon in hand, after marching 12 miles, and says, "God, this is shit."

An Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain with a 45-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles, and says with a smile, "God, this is THE shit."

A Marine Recon Ranger lies in the mud, 55-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from a plane into the swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy, and says with a grin, "God I LOVE this shit!"

A Navy SEAL kneels up to his nose in the stinking, infested mud of a swamp with a 65-lb pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and killing an alligator, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp. He says with a passionate snarl, "God, gimme some MORE of this shit!"

An Air Force captain sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this!?"

Former Devil Dog oohhh Rah.....

335viaSTi · 07-09-2007, 07:20 AM

As the last on the list I can say without a doubt I have the utmost respect for all the troops on that list. Funny stuff though

grw245 · 07-10-2007, 01:03 AM

KILL !

Bimmer335i · 07-10-2007, 02:10 PM

Nice!!

ChadE · 07-10-2007, 02:45 PM

Very nice

GUNN · 10-14-2007, 12:52 PM

haha AIRBORNE!

Ru$$ell · 10-14-2007, 01:05 PM

LMAO,good one

ACZakka325i · 10-14-2007, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GUNN

haha AIRBORNE!

I didnt know Canada had troops..

Just Kidding, Just kidding

Powertools · 10-14-2007, 04:15 PM

An Air Force captain sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this!?"[/quote]

mike138 · 10-14-2007, 04:18 PM

wait nevermind ......funny stuff

TheLegacy · 10-16-2007, 03:16 PM

I've heard that one be4, love it.

lvwirelessguy · 10-18-2007, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoYank

An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-lb pack on his back, a 15-lb weapon in hand, after marching 12 miles, and says, "God, this is shit."

An Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain with a 45-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles, and says with a smile, "God, this is THE shit."

A Marine Recon Ranger lies in the mud, 55-lb pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from a plane into the swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy, and says with a grin, "God I LOVE this shit!"

A Navy SEAL kneels up to his nose in the stinking, infested mud of a swamp with a 65-lb pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and killing an alligator, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp. He says with a passionate snarl, "God, gimme some MORE of this shit!"

An Air Force captain sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is this!?"

Awesome, BUT there is no such thing as a Marine Recon Ranger.

Former Devil Dog here

Bimmer335i · 10-19-2007, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lvwirelessguy

Awesome, BUT there is no such thing as a Marine Recon Ranger.

Former Devil Dog here

Very true, but you know how civilians are, most are not very familiar with military lingo, so it's excusable.

Marines don't have rangers, only the Army.

Enjoy the ride!

Year's_End · 10-21-2007, 04:22 AM

lol, funny stuff

Big Windy · 10-21-2007, 05:22 AM

what makes the green grass grow?

04-29-2007, 05:25 AM	#1
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05-08-2007, 04:19 AM	#4
RokX '07 E92 335i SOLD Drives: '08 Jeep SRT8, SC'd '06 GTO Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Denver CO Posts: 452 iTrader: (0)	haha, being the second one on that list, I heard this a few times when I was in. Although I never said "This is THE shit" after the 18 miles or so, after a night jump, march, and mission. it was probably more along the lines, "fuck, that sucked major ass!" __________________ Last edited by RokX; 10-15-2007 at 03:10 PM.

07-09-2007, 07:20 AM	#7
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07-09-2007, 05:51 AM	#5
grw245 EcHo 4 WizZ Drives: GTI 1.8t/07 Yam R1 w/PwrCdr Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 111 iTrader: (0)	Love the 3rd one !

07-10-2007, 01:03 AM	#8
grw245 EcHo 4 WizZ Drives: GTI 1.8t/07 Yam R1 w/PwrCdr Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 111 iTrader: (0)	KILL !

07-10-2007, 02:10 PM	#9
Bimmer335i Major Drives: 07 Sparkling Graphite 335i Sed Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: San Diego, CA US Posts: 1,346 iTrader: (0)	Nice!!

07-10-2007, 02:45 PM	#10
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10-14-2007, 12:52 PM	#11
GUNN Private First Class Drives: 06 E90 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 128 iTrader: (2)	haha AIRBORNE!

10-14-2007, 01:05 PM	#12
Ru$$ell M0derator Drives: your mom Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Trinidad and Tobago Posts: 237 iTrader: (0)	LMAO,good one

10-14-2007, 04:15 PM	#14
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10-14-2007, 04:18 PM	#15
mike138 Private First Class Drives: 335i (c) Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: your moms house Posts: 187 iTrader: (0)	wait nevermind ......funny stuff __________________ i do hate that enter key Last edited by mike138; 10-15-2007 at 12:46 AM.

10-16-2007, 03:16 PM	#16
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10-21-2007, 04:22 AM	#19
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