Yet another very funny joke!!! - BMW 3-Series Forum (F30 / F32)

DLJJ3399 · 02-07-2007, 07:53 PM

A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading The note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded The note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the Woman.

It read:

"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage.

There is over twenty million Dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!"

ironic · 02-07-2007, 07:56 PM

nice haha

KL2DC · 02-07-2007, 08:18 PM

nice one!

dhmilosr · 02-07-2007, 09:32 PM

very funny

MonacoBimm · 02-07-2007, 09:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH good one.

Driv3r · 02-07-2007, 09:38 PM

YES!

Thats some smooth talking right there!

VapoR · 02-08-2007, 05:54 AM

no with those cars is sporting 10 inches.

Buffalo_Bush · 02-08-2007, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VapoR

no with those cars is sporting 10 inches.

unless he paid for those extra inches.

06E90Rostik · 02-09-2007, 05:32 PM

Nice one

BMW320i · 02-10-2007, 01:52 PM

l0o0ol, nice response

BLUE LABEL · 02-14-2007, 01:46 AM

hahaha..that is halirious. Smooth oeprator.

BNR32 · 02-14-2007, 03:27 AM

Nice

monsta · 02-25-2007, 10:34 AM

great comeback!

MacAttack · 02-25-2007, 09:35 PM

Funny one. Heard the same with the last line of "wouldn't fold it in half just for her." ...but you're right...no one with those cars is sporting that...lols.

E90330iS · 04-24-2007, 09:54 PM

Hahaha.

02-07-2007, 07:53 PM	#1
DLJJ3399 Lack of charisma can be fatal... Drives: 2006 330i Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Portland, Oregon USA Posts: 365 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 BMW 3er 330i l ... [0.00]	Yet another very funny joke!!! A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading The note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded The note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the Woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million Dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back!" __________________ Protect Me From What I Want... _____________________________
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02-07-2007, 07:56 PM	#2
ironic Major General Drives: Jet Black 335i Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: San Francisco, Ca Posts: 8,338 iTrader: (22)	nice haha __________________ Widebody 335i Project Car BUILD \| PHOTOSHOOT

02-07-2007, 08:18 PM	#3
KL2DC Moderator Drives: E90 325i, W211 E350, W210 E55 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: DC Metro Posts: 17,684 iTrader: (22) Garage List 2011 328i (E90 1144 ... [0.00] 2007 E350 Sport 4-M ... [0.00]	nice one! __________________ Official DC Metro Registry - Current, New & Prospective Area Members Roll Call!

02-07-2007, 09:38 PM	#6
Driv3r Colonel Drives: 2006 E46 M3 ZCP Join Date: May 2005 Location: Miami Beach, FL Posts: 2,358 iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 325i [0.00]	YES! Thats some smooth talking right there! __________________ 2006 E46 M3 ZCP 6SPD-Interlagos Blue - 6SPD - SSK - AA Headers -AA Tune - Navigation w/ Splashscreen Mod - 3M Crystalline Series 60 - Carbon Splitters - Swissvax Treated - Bridgestone 2012 Yamaha FZ8 - Matte Black/Grey - Michelin Pilot Pure 2CT - Vortex Rear Sets - Yoshimura R-77D & Fender Delete - Spectro Race Oil - GP Reverse Shifting

02-10-2007, 01:52 PM	#10
BMW320i Colonel Drives: '06 AW 320i Join Date: May 2006 Location: Muscat, Oman Posts: 2,915 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 320i [0.00]	l0o0ol, nice response __________________ 19" velocity CSL replicas staggured // Continental sport contact 2: rear: 255/35/19, Front: 235/35/19 // Blacklines // rear OEM spoiler // y-connector // 30% v-kool tint all around // Black Roof/Mirrors // H&R Sport springs // H&R TRAK+ 15mm spacers // *BMW never makes ordinary cars . . .*

02-07-2007, 09:32 PM	#4
dhmilosr Private First Class Drives: 335i Sedan Montego Blue Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 106 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	very funny

02-07-2007, 09:34 PM	#5
MonacoBimm Banned Drives: Sapp. Black 330i(2nd e90) Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Panama City, Panama Posts: 1,859 iTrader: (1)	HAHAHAHAHAHAH good one.

02-08-2007, 05:54 AM	#7
VapoR First Lieutenant Drives: 335i coupé Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 345 iTrader: (3)	no with those cars is sporting 10 inches.

02-09-2007, 05:32 PM	#9
06E90Rostik 2006 join date crew Drives: 2006 325i, 2011 335i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CA, Sacramento Posts: 1,435 iTrader: (10) Garage List 2011 335i [5.00] 2006 325i [0.00]	Nice one

02-14-2007, 01:46 AM	#11
BLUE LABEL Second Lieutenant Drives: Montego Blue 335i Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Chicago Posts: 216 iTrader: (0)	hahaha..that is halirious. Smooth oeprator.

02-14-2007, 03:27 AM	#12
BNR32 Lieutenant Colonel Drives: Bicycle Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 1,721 iTrader: (0)	Nice

02-25-2007, 10:34 AM	#13
monsta Brigadier General Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY Posts: 3,590 iTrader: (2)	great comeback!

02-25-2007, 09:35 PM	#14
MacAttack Colonel Drives: fast enough Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Afghanistan Posts: 2,139 iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 BMW [0.00]	Funny one. Heard the same with the last line of "wouldn't fold it in half just for her." ...but you're right...no one with those cars is sporting that...lols. __________________ 2007 E92 335i Coupe: Monaco Blue/Premium/Sports/Winter Package/Nav/CA/6MT/TT/Active Cruise/Active Steering/iPod/Rear Shade/Tint/Short Shifter/OEM Alum Pedals//

04-24-2007, 09:54 PM	#15
E90330iS Major General Drives: E90 330i Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Redwood City, California Posts: 6,303 iTrader: (55) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Hahaha. __________________ Moved to the Bay Area. Looking for meets!

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