[CoolDude196]

Originally Posted by BMWrules7

Lol! Somewhere, lurking in the gear shift monitor program...

If (shiftMonitor == etSportModezWhilstEcoPro) {

/*** Idiot switched shift lever to sport while he is in ecoPro ***/

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** scare the bejesus out of this environmentally foolish moron ***/

masterCautionChime();

sleep(60);

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** surprise moron again ***/

limpMode(etEnable); /*** punish this half-man-half-idiot with half a car ***/


}

Hahah!

[turbolag]

Originally Posted by inChargeOfIT

Please refactor to include BMW's default error handling routines :

If ( (shiftMonitor == etSportModezWhilstEcoPro) && ( isNearDealership() == false || isUnderWarranty() == false) ) {
/*** Idiot switched shift lever to sport while he is in ecoPro ***/

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** scare the bejesus out of this environmentally foolish moron ***/

masterCautionChime();

sleep(60);

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** surprise moron again ***/

limpMode(etEnable); /*** punish this half-man-half-idiot with half a car ***/


}

[gds52]

Originally Posted by BMWrules7

Lol! Somewhere, lurking in the gear shift monitor program...

If (shiftMonitor == etSportModezWhilstEcoPro) {

/*** Idiot switched shift lever to sport while he is in ecoPro ***/

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** scare the bejesus out of this environmentally foolish moron ***/

masterCautionChime();

sleep(60);

misFire(rnd(etMaxNoCyls)); /*** surprise moron again ***/

limpMode(etEnable); /*** punish this half-man-half-idiot with half a car ***/


}

Good program but u n BMW coders missed error handling and apparently code review.
After the comment line about idiot, how about an error msg on console n exit 💻

[inChargeOfIT]

Originally Posted by gds52

Good program but u n BMW coders missed error handling and apparently code review.
After the comment line about idiot, how about an error msg on console n exit 💻

Error handling? Pffffttt.. that's what the customers are for

[gds52]

Originally Posted by inChargeOfIT

Error handling? Pffffttt.. that's what the customers are for

yeah...right man.
But this is not good for a manufacturer.
It doesn't matter in short term, but surely in long term it turns off people.
With all these electronics and sophisticated systems, the resale value will go down drastically because of the high maintenance/repair costs.

[335i-SG]

Car just started shaking when I was stopped at a light and a "Drivetrain malfunction" light came on!

From the posts below, it seams to do with "VANOS".

Anyone else now what could be the cause?

I'm bring it to the dealer tomorrow, should I drive it or tow it?

[Dan_335i]

Originally Posted by 335i-SG

Car just started shaking when I was stopped at a light and a "Drivetrain malfunction" light came on!

From the posts below, it seams to do with "VANOS".

Anyone else now what could be the cause?

I'm bring it to the dealer tomorrow, should I drive it or tow it?

Drive it just not aggresivly