[Spool]

As title states, i've been eating a lot of junk food due to the Chinese New year holiday events, eating fried shits on the streets and vendors, and eating pop eyes (7 pieces) last night for supper bowl. Had cold sweats last night and hard to sleep cuz one side of body was numb, this morning when i took a shit i felt burning sensation. Looked in the toilet and it looks like someone poured a cup of olive oil into it...


what's going on, is this something i need to consult a real life doctor for? i don't have insurance

[Spool]

anyone? fuckers gon let me die?

[passing]

Originally Posted by Spool

anyone? fuckers gon let me die?

one less fat ass in this country makes a difference right?


take some laxatives

[!JGunz_325]

Again?

[MidwestGolfBum]

Originally Posted by !JGunz_325

Again?

Exactly what I was thinking.

[Team Plutonium]

Originally Posted by Spool

As title states, i've been eating a lot of junk food due to the Chinese New year holiday events, eating fried shits on the streets and vendors, and eating pop eyes (7 pieces) last night for supper bowl. Had cold sweats last night and hard to sleep cuz one side of body was numb, this morning when i took a shit i felt burning sensation. Looked in the toilet and it looks like someone poured a cup of olive oil into it...


what's going on, is this something i need to consult a real life doctor for? i don't have insurance

Dude, sell your f@cking cars and get insurance, and stop eating high-octane shit. Very ghetto.

I think we told you this the last time. Having said that, the title is f@ckign awesome.

[kevinbahnz]

I thought chinese food was pretty healthy..

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Spool

anyone? fuckers gon let me die?

If only..
Hypochrondriac insists on eating shit then going on the internet afterwards Oh no what is happening to me mommy will I die???

If this is the alternative to Shah threads ..

[Pillzilla]

Go get some cipro. And please no pics of what's in the toilet this time. I still have nightmares from the last "I got the shits" thread.

[e92tt1986]

at least your not shitting like last time lMFAOOOO

[Naptime]

Priorities man. Ditch your rides and and pick up health insurance. You need to be referred to a GI doc and a nutritionist. What you're experiencing isn't normal. Cars wont mean shit if you're dead.

[MediaArtist]

He's not that far from the Canadian border. Just get sick there.

[bosstones]

Originally Posted by passing

one less fat ass in this country makes a difference right?


take some laxatives

Then go sky diving?

[Crimson92]

projectile poop: round 2

[Team Plutonium]

Originally Posted by MediaArtist

He's not that far from the Canadian border. Just get sick there.

Nah, he might have to wait in Canada. He should just get a new M3, and go to the ER when he gets sick... we'll just pay for it. He can update us from his free Obama-phone.

[Spool]

Called in sick today, feel like shit, body is breaking down...

I can't go into Canada because they won't allow me there, (skeletons in my closet which i won't discuss)

I don't have insurance not because im cheap or poor, i think it's a dumb concept, and i would not buy car insurance if they didn't require it.

I will buy insurance when i'm older...i go to the doctor probably 2x my whole life, last time being that shit escapade that almost took my life, and the other time was for check up with a zit on my lip following a bachelor event at the strip club. So fuck insurance, money sucking ticks

[RambleJ]

Originally Posted by Spool

Called in sick today, feel like shit, body is breaking down...

I can't go into Canada because they won't allow me there, (skeletons in my closet which i won't discuss)

I don't have insurance not because im cheap or poor, i think it's a dumb concept, and i would not buy car insurance if they didn't require it.

I will buy insurance when i'm older...i go to the doctor probably 2x my whole life, last time being that shit escapade that almost took my life, and the other time was for check up with a zit on my lip following a bachelor event at the strip club. So fuck insurance, money sucking ticks

I never thought I needed insurance either until I hit my 30s. At that point shits more serious and having insurance will help you a lot whether you like it or not.

[Crimson92]

Originally Posted by Spool

Called in sick today, feel like shit, body is breaking down...

I can't go into Canada because they won't allow me there, (skeletons in my closet which i won't discuss)

I don't have insurance not because im cheap or poor, i think it's a dumb concept, and i would not buy car insurance if they didn't require it.

I will buy insurance when i'm older...i go to the doctor probably 2x my whole life, last time being that shit escapade that almost took my life, and the other time was for check up with a zit on my lip following a bachelor event at the strip club. So fuck insurance, money sucking ticks

rethinking that concept?

any decent company will contribute to your insurance costs.

[upstatedoc]

[Litos]

Originally Posted by Spool

anyone? fuckers gon let me die?

God willing.....

[Team Plutonium]

Originally Posted by Spool

Called in sick today, feel like shit, body is breaking down...

I can't go into Canada because they won't allow me there, (skeletons in my closet which i won't discuss)

I don't have insurance not because im cheap or poor, i think it's a dumb concept, and i would not buy car insurance if they didn't require it.

I will buy insurance when i'm older...i go to the doctor probably 2x my whole life, last time being that shit escapade that almost took my life, and the other time was for check up with a zit on my lip following a bachelor event at the strip club. So fuck insurance, money sucking ticks

You are one serious illness away from bankruptcy. Good luck. But go ahead and buy some more cars, you 'll always have the off topic section of a car forum if you need medical help.

[Spool]

Hehehe