Need to vent about a chick - Page 3 - BMW 3-Series Forum (F30 / F32)

minigearhead · 12-13-2012, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by j2m

bro, you are 13... You really should be in school or mowing the lawn

Dammit now I really need to watch what I'm saying on here...

Listen, ^^^ up there... what i said about "Fawking" her mom, "FAWK" is an internet term/acronym for For All We Know

What's the cafeteria serving today? I used to love the cafeteria MAC-N-CHEESE

14 on the 18th

lol fawk

I posted this in a break in school.
today we had fries, veggie burgers, wierd vegetable thingies, and crappy soup.
back to the pics...

UncleWede · 12-13-2012, 03:59 PM

That's a doll. No, not like "doll" , a freaking mannequin-doll!!!

grimlock · 12-13-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MrRetep

So she's a man? I might be gay

You're definitely asking the right guy..

shah269 · 12-13-2012, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MrRetep

So she's a man? I might be gay

Nah! She's hot! Lives in Hells Kitchen I think...that's where i saw her last this summer. And I would not call her BF gay...that boy is the size of a mid sized SUV and lacks a neck...

so now your typical woman not only has to watch out for younger women now she has to watch out for well....dudes that look this good.

in reality women just don't have it easy when it comes to landing that great guy. there are just so few of us around and well so many of them. once you realize that your life will be better and you will be less angry and more relaxed.

yeah ok OP she put you in the friend zone, and yeah she is cute....but....i bet in under a month you will bump into another very cute girl.

so smile relax and all will be well it was her loss in the long run not yours.

?

* all the above will offend a vast number of fan boys attempting to woo the one of the 3 women on this forum. and will respond by being pissed at me.
** some of the fan boys are not feeling conflicted, they shake their head in agreement about what i have just said but they know if they agree that they may piss off 1 of the 3 women on this forum.

FwdFtl · 12-13-2012, 06:45 PM

It's ironic you brought this up OP. I had the exact opposite results although it started the same.

This past weekend I had a conference out of town and a free trip to disneyland was included. Invited a girl that I occasionally talk to but have wanted to smash for months. She's very similar to the chick in fast and furious (latina I think) so I'd say a solid 9.

Anyways, I told her ahead of time if you need to crash at my hotel I wouldn't mind

FF and we get back from a cool day at D land to my room. We get in our PJ's (I wear real PJ's by the way not bball shorts) and basically told her straight up that were single, in a nice hotel, both physically attracted to each other and love to enjoy life. Somehow we started kissing and I said if anything I do makes you uncomfortable just tell me to stop. Panties flew off, mandingo came out and I blasted her cheeks.

She said never in a million years would she have done that on a first date

My reaction

side note fellas: Is it just me but right before you bust and you haven't had some in a long time those few seconds feel like

Lagger1 · 12-14-2012, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by FwdFtl

It's ironic you brought this up OP. I had the exact opposite results although it started the same.

This past weekend I had a conference out of town and a free trip to disneyland was included. Invited a girl that I occasionally talk to but have wanted to smash for months. She's very similar to the chick in fast and furious (latina I think) so I'd say a solid 9.

Anyways, I told her ahead of time if you need to crash at my hotel I wouldn't mind

FF and we get back from a cool day at D land to my room. We get in our PJ's (I wear real PJ's by the way not bball shorts) and basically told her straight up that were single, in a nice hotel, both physically attracted to each other and love to enjoy life. Somehow we started kissing and I said if anything I do makes you uncomfortable just tell me to stop. Panties flew off, mandingo came out and I blasted her cheeks.

She said never in a million years would she have done that on a first date

My reaction

side note fellas: Is it just me but right before you bust and you haven't had some in a long time those few seconds feel like

Fawk this shit is gold. Boss closer in his pj's.....props brother

Chick is cute, yada, but don't get your panties in a wad. I understand your frustration, but look at this way, she drove 2 hours, not you....On the other hand, rebound hook-up is pretty slam dunk. In which case, she's prob a basket case u dont want to get involved with anyways. Next time just naked man that shit

boymonkey · 12-14-2012, 05:42 AM

That's where the OP went wrong. He did not wear real, full PJs. Real PJs make you look trustworthy and dependable, and the comfortable look of PJs make the first date feel like the third date.

ROB_S2K · 12-14-2012, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by shah269

...And I would not call her BF gay...that boy is the size of a mid sized SUV and lacks a neck....

LMFAO man you're something else

Raja Ventureshield · 12-14-2012, 09:24 AM

eh, you have to respect her decision as well. If she is not interested, then she simply isn't. There are too many things on her mind perhaps. Don't be an ass. She drove 2 hours to hang out maybe. But oh well, don't think so much. Just go and have fun. Timing was off and you were out of luck on this one. No biggie.

shah269 · 12-15-2012, 01:34 PM

Hum.....maybe she was fucking with you?
She was feeling like shit. She just broke up with her BF and felt ugly...............
So she drove 2 hours to see you where you were nice to her you hit on her and her ego got a big boost she now no longer feels ugly or fat because let's face it would you hit on her if she was ugly or fat....and with her ego sack filled to the brim she left you holding your own.

Well that's the cynical view of it?
Or it could just have been that time of the month.

Either way, chillax. All will be well. If you want to bang her find another girl, bang her, post photos of you two having fun on facebook and sit back and wait!

And to think people think that porn stars are messed up?

GP20 · 12-15-2012, 04:52 PM

1) girls don't make sense. It's always about what they feel "at the moment"
2) you should've pushed through and f*k-closed her last night. You didn't. So that put you in the friendzone.

shah269 · 12-16-2012, 10:29 PM

still think you should have gone for the naked man...worked for me today.

but that said...hey you will win this war...because god gave you a cock and balls!

1fastdoc · 12-19-2012, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by shah269

still think you should have gone for the naked man...worked for me today.

but that said...hey you will win this war...because god gave you a cock and balls!

I like this guy. lol

Vic311 · 12-19-2012, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shah269

still think you should have gone for the naked man...worked for me today.but that said...hey you will win this war...because god gave you a cock and balls!

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1fastdoc

I like this guy. lol

A bromance in the making..

woosh · 12-19-2012, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Vic311

A bromance in the making..

Probably a fake account made by Shah

jks jks

shah269 · 12-20-2012, 09:40 AM

wow wow wow...never ever look down on the naked man!
It has worked over and over again but once it didn't ...so 2/3 is not bad!

Masterplan · 12-20-2012, 09:47 AM

10's don't exist...

shah269 · 12-20-2012, 10:18 AM

You did see Jennifer's photo right?
I mean sure she's got a dong and all but....I'm sure your friends will forgive you! Hell I know my friends would forgive me!

funny story about how nutty women are!
I live in NW-NJ...hell on earth for men. Here we have 2 guys for every girl. NYC there are 2 girls for every guy and half the guys are well...gay!
Never the less women being women...they love to bitch! I think that bitching is a function of their breathing...inhale and bitch to exhale.

Any how I give very beginner yoga classes at my place for my friends. And as you can imagine it’s all girls…all 5 of them…yes I hate my life…on any given Monday I have between 5-7 women in yoga pants wearing sports bras in my living room throwing their knees to their ears….and after we all hang around and have dinner and talk.
So last night the girls were bitching about the “quality” of men in this part of NJ…..oh he’s too short, he’s too tall, he never shaves, he has back hair, he has hobbit feet, he is not educated, he doesn’t make enough money, he breathes funny….no joke that was one of their complaints the man breathed funny?

But just a few days back we were all in NYC doing a little bar crawl in Chelsea, for those not aware a very nice trendy upscale part of NYC where it’s more or less god’s gift to men do to the large number of single, available, well educated well toned women. And this gaggle of girls knows that there they are knives in a gun fight and though considered catches in this part of NJ….they couldn’t get a drink if they paid for it in that part of NYC. And when they get there almost any guy is good enough regardless of his breathing or not.

So your view of what is a 9 or a 10 really does depend on where you come from and how long it’s been since you have had some. My friend out in LA…oh they are in a different world all together! One was visiting me over the summer and I kid you not when I say he pointed to a what I thought was a very attractive woman and said “She’s cute but she’s got fat knees.”
I was like “hu, fat what?”

So OP relax all is well the world is well, im sure she’s a nice girl, and well if you really want to get into her knickers…..hit on her best friend.

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12-13-2012, 03:59 PM	#46
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner Drives: E90 325i Arctic Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA Posts: 2,245 iTrader: (0)	That's a doll. No, not like "doll" , a freaking mannequin-doll!!!

12-13-2012, 06:45 PM	#49
FwdFtl Cocaine Biceps Drives: E60 Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Cali Posts: 173 iTrader: (0)	It's ironic you brought this up OP. I had the exact opposite results although it started the same. This past weekend I had a conference out of town and a free trip to disneyland was included. Invited a girl that I occasionally talk to but have wanted to smash for months. She's very similar to the chick in fast and furious (latina I think) so I'd say a solid 9. Anyways, I told her ahead of time if you need to crash at my hotel I wouldn't mind FF and we get back from a cool day at D land to my room. We get in our PJ's (I wear real PJ's by the way not bball shorts) and basically told her straight up that were single, in a nice hotel, both physically attracted to each other and love to enjoy life. Somehow we started kissing and I said if anything I do makes you uncomfortable just tell me to stop. Panties flew off, mandingo came out and I blasted her cheeks. She said never in a million years would she have done that on a first date My reaction side note fellas: Is it just me but right before you bust and you haven't had some in a long time those few seconds feel like

12-14-2012, 05:42 AM	#51
boymonkey Lieutenant Drives: slow Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 537 iTrader: (0)	That's where the OP went wrong. He did not wear real, full PJs. Real PJs make you look trustworthy and dependable, and the comfortable look of PJs make the first date feel like the third date.

12-14-2012, 09:24 AM	#53
Raja Ventureshield Brigadier General Drives: BMW M3 coupe Join Date: May 2007 Location: Northern VA Posts: 4,543 iTrader: (6)	eh, you have to respect her decision as well. If she is not interested, then she simply isn't. There are too many things on her mind perhaps. Don't be an ass. She drove 2 hours to hang out maybe. But oh well, don't think so much. Just go and have fun. Timing was off and you were out of luck on this one. No biggie.

12-15-2012, 01:34 PM	#54
shah269 Lieutenant Drives: 2009 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NJ Posts: 551 iTrader: (0)	Hum.....maybe she was fucking with you? She was feeling like shit. She just broke up with her BF and felt ugly............... So she drove 2 hours to see you where you were nice to her you hit on her and her ego got a big boost she now no longer feels ugly or fat because let's face it would you hit on her if she was ugly or fat....and with her ego sack filled to the brim she left you holding your own. Well that's the cynical view of it? Or it could just have been that time of the month. Either way, chillax. All will be well. If you want to bang her find another girl, bang her, post photos of you two having fun on facebook and sit back and wait! And to think people think that porn stars are messed up?

12-16-2012, 10:29 PM	#56
shah269 Lieutenant Drives: 2009 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NJ Posts: 551 iTrader: (0)	still think you should have gone for the naked man...worked for me today. but that said...hey you will win this war...because god gave you a cock and balls!

12-20-2012, 09:40 AM	#60
shah269 Lieutenant Drives: 2009 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NJ Posts: 551 iTrader: (0)	wow wow wow...never ever look down on the naked man! It has worked over and over again but once it didn't ...so 2/3 is not bad!

12-20-2012, 10:18 AM	#62
shah269 Lieutenant Drives: 2009 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: NJ Posts: 551 iTrader: (0)	You did see Jennifer's photo right? I mean sure she's got a dong and all but....I'm sure your friends will forgive you! Hell I know my friends would forgive me! funny story about how nutty women are! I live in NW-NJ...hell on earth for men. Here we have 2 guys for every girl. NYC there are 2 girls for every guy and half the guys are well...gay! Never the less women being women...they love to bitch! I think that bitching is a function of their breathing...inhale and bitch to exhale. Any how I give very beginner yoga classes at my place for my friends. And as you can imagine it’s all girls…all 5 of them…yes I hate my life…on any given Monday I have between 5-7 women in yoga pants wearing sports bras in my living room throwing their knees to their ears….and after we all hang around and have dinner and talk. So last night the girls were bitching about the “quality” of men in this part of NJ…..oh he’s too short, he’s too tall, he never shaves, he has back hair, he has hobbit feet, he is not educated, he doesn’t make enough money, he breathes funny….no joke that was one of their complaints the man breathed funny? But just a few days back we were all in NYC doing a little bar crawl in Chelsea, for those not aware a very nice trendy upscale part of NYC where it’s more or less god’s gift to men do to the large number of single, available, well educated well toned women. And this gaggle of girls knows that there they are knives in a gun fight and though considered catches in this part of NJ….they couldn’t get a drink if they paid for it in that part of NYC. And when they get there almost any guy is good enough regardless of his breathing or not. So your view of what is a 9 or a 10 really does depend on where you come from and how long it’s been since you have had some. My friend out in LA…oh they are in a different world all together! One was visiting me over the summer and I kid you not when I say he pointed to a what I thought was a very attractive woman and said “She’s cute but she’s got fat knees.” I was like “hu, fat what?” So OP relax all is well the world is well, im sure she’s a nice girl, and well if you really want to get into her knickers…..hit on her best friend.