Originally Posted by Agamemnon
This is my real life story. When the car was all shined up - the EB2 sparkling in the sun, I parked in a deserted parking lot to go for a walk on the beach. I come back and there is a car parked next to me. Somewhat puzzling as there is no one around. A young woman comes back from walking her dog. I asked her why she decided to park next to me when the whole parking lot was empty. She says: " Just wanted to see who owned this lovely car but you are too old for me" So, when you are 62 - ancient and decrepit, the car ain't going do you one bit of good!
Are you...in a midlife crisis?