I just have to say WTF. I would never do this to any car, no matter how nice or crappy it is. If you have such a serious problem with a car, just sell it and let the next owner enjoy/deal with the car.
Current car: 2007 Mercedes Benz CLS 63 AMG
New car: 2013 BMW 335xi Sport Line, Cold Weather/Premium/Tech/Driver Assistance packages, 8SAT